Australian fined for buckling in beer, not child

But treating children like pets?

Seen on a street in Leverkusen, Germany today:

These two women are smiling, having a nice little chat. While one of them is holding a leash with her toddler on it. WTF?

Inflatable toast mattress

Start to Finish Graduation Showcase
Hosted by Matt Kazam
May 6
Please Note Special Showtime at 8:00 p.m. Doors open at 7:00 p.m.

DC Improv
1140 Connecticut Ave
Washington, D.C.
N.W. 20036

Tickets: $10.00

My buddy Michael Jackson will be performing, and let me tell you, he is the most hilarious guy I have ever met!

Here’s his website: jacksonisfunny.com

Saw it on Randy’s Twitter today

Good joke: The Las Vegas Hooker

Penis theft panic hits city..

The retired electrician faces charges of incest, abduction and imprisonment and could serve 15 years in jail if convicted.

So this is what Satan looks like in a weenie wrapper.

Church billboard in New Zealand

And this one claims to donate 20 grams of rice for each word you get right.

www.freerice.com